It may be 2017 but we still live in a time where a woman is told she can be whatever she wants to be; an astronaut, hockey player, or a mathematician. She can have financial stability and be at the top of her field but as a society women are still judged by her sexuality.
Is she good in bed? How many partners has she had in the past? The list goes on. Another topic of conversation online lately is how men can tell if a woman is a virgin or not. Here is a list of the most ridiculous claims people have in determining if someone is still a virgin.
#1. She doesn’t flirt at all.
So the belief here is that when women flirt with the opposite sex it’s because they want to get it on at the dance floor, coffee shop, work, you name it.
#2. Experienced women have a penetrating stare.
It is reasoned that women with a sexual history can match a man’s stare.
#3. She walks differently.
According to this prehistoric belief, a woman’s vaginal opening increases after sex, making her walk a little broader.
#4. Women with a sexual past are more brazen.
Inexplicably sex made them more mischievous and willing to try new things.
#5. They are more confident with what they want.
Cavemen believe a woman who has had sex magically developed a high self-esteem.
#6. Experienced women act like saints around sex.
The misogynist idea is that they are gauging their environment. If they feel you won’t judge them for their past then they will divulge, otherwise they will avert their eyes and avoid discussing the topic.
#7. Women who have had sex understand body language.
After having sex they have a magically placed chip that allows them to break down and understand a man’s signal that he wants to hook up.
#8. They are always ready for what’s ahead.
That means she carries an abundance of condoms with her at all times.
#9. She knows exactly what makes a man orgasm.
Yep, women who have had sex become expert lovers from day one.
#10. They have a foggy memory.
That means she will sleep with you one day and forget you the next, particularly if she is on to her next conquest. Because made her the female Don Juan.
#11. If she is beautiful she cannot possibly be a virgin.
The less attractive women remain virgins milking the cows and making cheese to sell at the market to feed her nine siblings.
#12. She is not religious.
While the sexed up vixen is literally having sex with every man she comes across, the virgins are going to church and performing miracles on the sick.
#13. Virgins don’t wear make-up or barely any.
While women who have had sex have a weekly budget of $100 to re-stock on lipstick, fake lashes, mascara, foundation, blush, etc. Because makeup and sex go hand in hand.
Forget any medical issues that are eased by taking contraceptives, if a woman is taking the pill she is doing the deed.
#15. Her skin colour and tone is a giveaway.
If your friend has smooth, soft skin than she’s a virgin. If she has acne and dull skin, she’s certainly no virgin.
#16. Her upbringing and social standing.
No woman who comes from an upstanding and moral family would ever be having sex without the sanctity of marriage.
#17. How does she respond when you ask if she a virgin?
Because in 2017 it is totally normal and acceptable to ask a woman if she is a virgin. Just don’t be surprised if a hot drink, cold drink, a plate, or just anything she is holding when you ask is thrown at you.
#18. She finds the topic of sex fascinating.
Virgins are never interested in sex because they have never done it before. Once the deed is done, there is no other topic in this world worth discussing but sex.
#19. How does she behave around men?
Once a woman has had sex she has lost some of moral standing in the community so she must settle down quickly, therefore, she is on the hunt for a husband.
#20. How she kisses is a giveaway.
If she is a good kisser than she must have been around because kissing leads to sex.
#21. How she dresses should not come as a surprise.
Revealing tops, short skirts, and tight jeans are the uniform for the non-virgins while the virgins wear long gowns, long-sleeved tops, and lace veils.
#22. How does she behave in an intimate setting?
The virgin is going to be timid and even scared at the idea of being intimate with a man. While the experienced woman will get naked and be a pro about it.
#23. A virgin won’t know how to act when she sees a man naked.
While the non-virgin won’t be surprised by what she sees.
#24. If unsure you can always check a woman’s hymen.
Just make sure you have a good lawyer who will represent you for sexual assault.