25 Intimate Gifts That Really Say ”Adult”

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1. An unlined lacey set that’ll feel as comfortable as you look sexy.

Promising review: "I never thought I'd be someone who could wear and LOVE an unlined bra. This one converted me. Not only is this bra adorable, it is unbelievably comfortable, and more importantly it is so, so, SO supportive. I even find myself getting a bit of push up, which is something I couldn't get with a pushup bra (as funny as that sounds). I love the way I look when I'm wearing this bra. I feel feminine, pretty, even a little sexy. I own this bra in five different colors, and I wear one every single day." —NancyGet them from Aerie: the bra for $25 (originally $29.95, sizes: 30B–40D, and in eight colors) and the thong for $12.50 (available in sizes S–XXL and in 11 colors).

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Promising review: “I never thought I’d be someone who could wear and LOVE an unlined bra. This one converted me. Not only is this bra adorable, it is unbelievably comfortable, and more importantly it is so, so, SO supportive. I even find myself getting a bit of push up, which is something I couldn’t get with a pushup bra (as funny as that sounds). I love the way I look when I’m wearing this bra. I feel feminine, pretty, even a little sexy. I own this bra in five different colors, and I wear one every single day.” —Nancy

Get them from Aerie: the bra for $25 (originally $29.95, sizes: 30B–40D, and in eight colors) and the thong for $12.50 (available in sizes S–XXL and in 11 colors).

2. vibrator necklace with four control settings for getting your S.O. gorgeous jewelry with…perks.

Its four control settings are low, medium, high, and **pulsing**. Not only is it discreet and silent (nobody needs to know your business), but it's totally made of body-safe materials!Promising review: "My girlfriend wanted this and I have to say it's been well worth the money. It's very cool that it's USB rechargeable, and it packs one heck of a punch for its size." —James K. HugginsGet it from Amazon for $69+. Available in three colors.For more satisfying ideas, check out "23 Sex Toys That Are Sure To Get You In The Mood"!

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Its four control settings are low, medium, high, and **pulsing**. Not only is it discreet and silent (nobody needs to know your business), but it’s totally made of body-safe materials!

Promising review: “My girlfriend wanted this and I have to say it’s been well worth the money. It’s very cool that it’s USB rechargeable, and it packs one heck of a punch for its size.” —James K. Huggins

Get it from Amazon for $69+. Available in three colors.

For more satisfying ideas, check out “23 Sex Toys That Are Sure To Get You In The Mood“!

3. 24K gold face mask so a night in with your person is like a night at the Four Seasons spa, minus the heartbreaking bill.

Luxury isn't its only perk! Its *cruelty-free* ingredients, like 24K gold, vitamin E, and antioxidants are great for reducing fine lines, brightening skin, and even fighting acne. Plus, it comes with an applicator spoon so you don't have to use your fingers!Promising review: "After looking for a new mask to try I came across this one and decided to order. I have sensitive skin so it's alway hard to find a skin care product that works well. I received it and before even using it, the product itself was elegantly packaged. Just the first use felt amazing on my face. It had a cooling sensation and did not harden up like most masks when I took it off. My skin was smooth and had a nice glow along with more bounce to my skin. I use this mask two times a week and even my daughter has started to use it. A little goes a long way so one jar will last a while." —barbara macielGet it from Amazon for $18.37 or a similar product on Walmart for $11.90.

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Luxury isn’t its only perk! Its *cruelty-free* ingredients, like 24K gold, vitamin E, and antioxidants are great for reducing fine lines, brightening skin, and even fighting acne. Plus, it comes with an applicator spoon so you don’t have to use your fingers!

Promising review: “After looking for a new mask to try I came across this one and decided to order. I have sensitive skin so it’s alway hard to find a skin care product that works well. I received it and before even using it, the product itself was elegantly packaged. Just the first use felt amazing on my face. It had a cooling sensation and did not harden up like most masks when I took it off. My skin was smooth and had a nice glow along with more bounce to my skin. I use this mask two times a week and even my daughter has started to use it. A little goes a long way so one jar will last a while.” —barbara maciel

Get it from Amazon for $18.37 or a similar product on Walmart for $11.90.

4. A duo of aerating stemless wine glasses to bring your date to the vineyards of Tuscany without ever getting off the couch.

They aerate and open up the wine's aromas as your swirl your glass. Its curves provide a secure grip for you to properly swirl (stained rug = ruined night).Promising review: "Love these glasses. I bought them for all the traits listed, but also found that they are so easy to hold on to. They've become my favorite wine glasses." —Ted's MomGet it from Amazon for $22.95 or from Walmart for $14.99.

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They aerate and open up the wine’s aromas as your swirl your glass. Its curves provide a secure grip for you to properly swirl (stained rug = ruined night).

Promising review: “Love these glasses. I bought them for all the traits listed, but also found that they are so easy to hold on to. They’ve become my favorite wine glasses.” —Ted’s Mom

Get it from Amazon for $22.95 or from Walmart for $14.99.

5. stunning bodycon midi dress that’ll say “yes, I’m always this sophisticated. No, I did not have chips for dinner last night.”

Promising review: "I have been staring at this dress and saying 'when I weigh this much' or 'when I'm that size' for years. Screw that. I bit the bullet and got it. Holy freaking smokes! I have never felt like this in a dress before. I'll be participating in a calendar photo shoot, and this dress will be in it. The fabric has the perfect amount of stretch and is cut perfectly. So happy I leaped and got it." —EthnaleaGet it from ModCloth for $79 (available in sizes S–4X and three colors).

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Promising review: “I have been staring at this dress and saying ‘when I weigh this much’ or ‘when I’m that size’ for years. Screw that. I bit the bullet and got it. Holy freaking smokes! I have never felt like this in a dress before. I’ll be participating in a calendar photo shoot, and this dress will be in it. The fabric has the perfect amount of stretch and is cut perfectly. So happy I leaped and got it.” —Ethnalea

Get it from ModCloth for $79 (available in sizes S–4X and three colors).

6. subscription to BlueApron for high-end meals at your fingertips every night, because recipes like saffron risotto and strip steak were once reserved for fancy grown ups.

Based on your two-person (or family) meal plan, select three+ meals (i.e. honey-lime chicken tostadas, Chile butter steaks, or shitake and black garlic ramen) for each week. $60 covers a one-week delivery of a two-person meal plan (three recipes per week). More options available.Get it from Blue Apron for $60+ a month.

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Based on your two-person (or family) meal plan, select three+ meals (i.e. honey-lime chicken tostadas, Chile butter steaks, or shitake and black garlic ramen) for each week. $60 covers a one-week delivery of a two-person meal plan (three recipes per week). More options available.

Get it from Blue Apron for $60+ a month.

7. vibrating finger massager so you have your partner in the *palm of your hand* during some very mature playtime.

This heavenly device features TEN vibration settings, ranging from slow to fast. It's made of entirely FDA-approved body-safe silicone to really put meaning into ~safe sex~!Promising review: "It works very well. Strongest orgasm my partner has EVER HAD! The size is perfect to take wherever you want if you are into short fun experiences wherever you are." —Rachel RodriguezGet it from Amazon for $14.99 (also available in pink) or a similar product from Walmart for $7.95.

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This heavenly device features TEN vibration settings, ranging from slow to fast. It’s made of entirely FDA-approved body-safe silicone to really put meaning into ~safe sex~!

Promising review: “It works very well. Strongest orgasm my partner has EVER HAD! The size is perfect to take wherever you want if you are into short fun experiences wherever you are.” —Rachel Rodriguez

Get it from Amazon for $14.99 (also available in pink) or a similar product from Walmart for $7.95.

8. An aromatherapy diffuser so you can swap out your nightlight (it’s ok if you still have one) for something that more appropriately sets the mood.

It has seven changing lights (each is adjustable between bright and dim modes): green, dark blue, red, yellow, pink, light blue, and white. It also has three working modes: intermittent mist (30 seconds/30 seconds off), continuous mist, and lights only. Promising review: "I love it! If I have it on a timer, it'll fill my home with essential oil scents for about 12 hours. Also, I love how the light illuminates the room. Its really romantic at night." —Harlene SmithGet it from Amazon for $16.95 or a similar product on Walmart for $17.99.

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It has seven changing lights (each is adjustable between bright and dim modes): green, dark blue, red, yellow, pink, light blue, and white. It also has three working modes: intermittent mist (30 seconds/30 seconds off), continuous mist, and lights only.

Promising review: “I love it! If I have it on a timer, it’ll fill my home with essential oil scents for about 12 hours. Also, I love how the light illuminates the room. Its really romantic at night.” —Harlene Smith

Get it from Amazon for $16.95 or a similar product on Walmart for $17.99.

9. A set of champagne flutes and Sugarfina gummies that’ll make eating candy look like the peak of adulthood. You and I both know you never lost your sweet tooth.

Promising review: "This is an amazing gift set. The candies were delicious and the champagne flutes were beautiful. I would highly recommend this as a hostess gift or a treat for yourself." —Nicole131Get it from Nordstrom for $50.

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Promising review: “This is an amazing gift set. The candies were delicious and the champagne flutes were beautiful. I would highly recommend this as a hostess gift or a treat for yourself.” —Nicole131

Get it from Nordstrom for $50.

10. lacey bodysuit with a dramatic bow for switching it up from your usual nighties — don’t worry they’ll be waiting for you tomorrow.

Get it from Nasty Gal for $21 (originally $30). One size.For more on-sale lingerie, check out "Nasty Gal's Inexpensive Lingerie Will Make You Look Luxe AF This Valentines Day"!!

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Get it from Nasty Gal for $21 (originally $30). One size.

For more on-sale lingerie, check out “Nasty Gal’s Inexpensive Lingerie Will Make You Look Luxe AF This Valentines Day“!!

11. waterproof, multi-speed vibrator with an ergonomic handle so you can blow your S.O.’s mind without hurting your wrist. E.R. = less than romantic.

There are three simulation speeds! Plus, its curved head and flexible material allows you to explore comfortably. Promising review: "This is wonderful for people just starting out, or if you have a quick hit G-spot. The butterfly is amazing on your clit, while the shaft gives just enough length to make you cum with joy. This product works great in water as well — my boyfriend uses it on me while we are taking baths. It never misses a beat." —Chris and AliciaGet it from Amazon for $10.52. Also available in pink.

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There are three simulation speeds! Plus, its curved head and flexible material allows you to explore comfortably.

Promising review: “This is wonderful for people just starting out, or if you have a quick hit G-spot. The butterfly is amazing on your clit, while the shaft gives just enough length to make you cum with joy. This product works great in water as well — my boyfriend uses it on me while we are taking baths. It never misses a beat.” —Chris and Alicia

Get it from Amazon for $10.52. Also available in pink.

12. A set of porcelain ramekins to make fancy dishes like crème brûlée right at home (and save yourself from pricey restaurant bills).

Promising review: "We used these ramekins to make individual chocolate lava cakes. During the life-cycle of this cooking and eating experiment, they underwent heating up to 400 F, refrigeration, microwaving, hand cleaning, and dishwasher cleaning. After all the aforementioned tribulations of these little ramekins' lives so far, they are still good as new! No markings or imperfections from the Journey of Lava Cakes; I anticipate they'll have many such equally successful adventures ahead of them!" —Lego JediGet a six-pack from Amazon for $12.50 or a similar six-pack from Walmart for $11.78.

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Promising review: “We used these ramekins to make individual chocolate lava cakes. During the life-cycle of this cooking and eating experiment, they underwent heating up to 400 F, refrigeration, microwaving, hand cleaning, and dishwasher cleaning. After all the aforementioned tribulations of these little ramekins’ lives so far, they are still good as new! No markings or imperfections from the Journey of Lava Cakes; I anticipate they’ll have many such equally successful adventures ahead of them!” —Lego Jedi

Get a six-pack from Amazon for $12.50 or a similar six-pack from Walmart for $11.78.

13. punny adult coloring book that’ll both let you keep your childish humor and give you some… rated R ideas.

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It has *35* coloring pages chock full of things like “lecherous llamas, suggestive sloths, and uncouth unicorns.” Your imagination is really about to run ~wild~.

Promising review: “Lovely and silly coloring book. You’d think this is a gag joke or novelty product but it has the hallmarks of a good adult coloring book: good paper quality with only one image printed on each sheet of paper. The animals tend to have a lot of white space so you can color them in a more complicated fashion, while the backgrounds tend to be small so you can mindlessly color them in flat colors.” —phy

Get it from Amazon for $5.99.

14. fondue set for making your date ~melt~ with pleasure. I mean, cheese is just the best thing on Earth at any age.

It comes with two dipping forks which you can share with your partner or use to double fist cheese.Promising review: "I bought this fondue set for Valentine's Day. It's perfect for two people. I've used this on several occasions and it's great! It's sturdy quality for the price, and I'd definitely recommend this to anyone who wants a little fondue set for two people." —Amanda BGet it from Amazon for $26.99+ (available in five colors) or from Walmart for $27.76 (available in yellow).

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It comes with two dipping forks which you can share with your partner or use to double fist cheese.

Promising review: “I bought this fondue set for Valentine’s Day. It’s perfect for two people. I’ve used this on several occasions and it’s great! It’s sturdy quality for the price, and I’d definitely recommend this to anyone who wants a little fondue set for two people.” —Amanda B

Get it from Amazon for $26.99+ (available in five colors) or from Walmart for $27.76 (available in yellow).

15. A pair of safe single-lock handcuffs so you can get frisky in the bedroom without having to call the fire department.

There are TWO keys so even the most forgetful people can feel at ease. You can even add your own fur!Promising review: "Heavy-duty and good for messing around with — I like the stop feature so that the cuffs don't tighten too much." —AshleyGet them from Amazon for $17.04 or Walmart for $11.11.

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There are TWO keys so even the most forgetful people can feel at ease. You can even add your own fur!

Promising review: “Heavy-duty and good for messing around with — I like the stop feature so that the cuffs don’t tighten too much.” —Ashley

Get them from Amazon for $17.04 or Walmart for $11.11.

16. wide leg wrap jumpsuit to instantly glow up in a one-and-done outfit — for ONCE you won’t be carded.

I am 25 how is this still happening?!Get it from Asos for $42 (available in sizes 14–24).

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I am 25 how is this still happening?!

Get it from Asos for $42 (available in sizes 14–24).

17. An all-natural soy wax candle with whiffs of red roses and candy hearts that’ll set the ~mood~ and cover any marks of overdue laundry.

Its typical burn time is up to 80 hours!!! That's a long, long time. Get it from BuzzFeed's Homesick Candles for $29.95 (originally $34.95).PSST...BuzzFeed makes money when you buy this!

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Its typical burn time is up to 80 hours!!! That’s a long, long time.

Get it from BuzzFeed’s Homesick Candles for $29.95 (originally $34.95).

PSST…BuzzFeed makes money when you buy this!

18. lace racerback bralette and panties set for impressing the heck out of your partner, and then living comfortably in this for the rest of your life.

Get them from Torrid: bralette for $21.67 (available in sizes 00–5) and panties for $16.90 (available in sizes 00–6).For more gorgeous plus-size lingerie, check out "26 Pieces Of Plus-Size Lingerie You'll Want To Wear This Valentine's Day"!

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Get them from Torrid: bralette for $21.67 (available in sizes 00–5) and panties for $16.90(available in sizes 00–6).

For more gorgeous plus-size lingerie, check out “26 Pieces Of Plus-Size Lingerie You’ll Want To Wear This Valentine’s Day“!

19. trio of personalized wine so you can put into words how you feel about your loved one and then — more importantly — drink lots of vino.

You get three bottles of wine (just choose which kind you prefer), as well as a customized message on the label. They're delivered right to your door because leaving your house is hard. Also, shipping is already included! ~Cheers~.Get it from BuzzFeed's Wordy Wine for $49.99.PSST...BuzzFeed makes money when you buy this!

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You get three bottles of wine (just choose which kind you prefer), as well as a customized message on the label. They’re delivered right to your door because leaving your house is hard. Also, shipping is already included! ~Cheers~.

Get it from BuzzFeed’s Wordy Wine for $49.99.

PSST…BuzzFeed makes money when you buy this!

20. waterproof vibrating massager to either use as a form of tension release after a tough day at the office or to…you know…REALLY relax.

It has a quiet yet powerful motor that reaches *20* pulsating patterns and eight speeds. It also has a USB rechargeable feature so you're surprised with a sudden dead battery.Promising review: "Seriously love this thing! It's very smooth and has so many vibrations and patterns for the vibrations. It's waterproof and rechargeable so you don't need batteries! It's also very quiet! Definitely recommend!!" —WhitGet it from Amazon for $23.99 (available in three colors) or a similar product from Walmart for $16.98+ (available in nine colors).

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It has a quiet yet powerful motor that reaches *20* pulsating patterns and eight speeds. It also has a USB rechargeable feature so you’re surprised with a sudden dead battery.

Promising review: “Seriously love this thing! It’s very smooth and has so many vibrations and patterns for the vibrations. It’s waterproof and rechargeable so you don’t need batteries! It’s also very quiet! Definitely recommend!!” —Whit

Get it from Amazon for $23.99 (available in three colors) or a similar product from Walmart for $16.98+ (available in nine colors).

21. A set of satin bed sheets for both a whole new bedroom aesthetic (are we still in my small apartment??) and an overall luxurious *ahem* evening.

This set includes: one flat sheet, one fitted sheet, and two pillow cases! They're machine washable, but use cold water.Promising review: "Material is gorgeous! It's silky, shiny, and soft. They survived the first wash. Looks stunning in a romantically themed bedroom. Will order again in this color and others. I love this item!" —Tracy D.Get it from Amazon for $24.99+ (available in full–king and in seven colors) or from Walmart for $21+ (available in full–king and in six colors).

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This set includes: one flat sheet, one fitted sheet, and two pillow cases! They’re machine washable, but use cold water.

Promising review: “Material is gorgeous! It’s silky, shiny, and soft. They survived the first wash. Looks stunning in a romantically themed bedroom. Will order again in this color and others. I love this item!” —Tracy D.

Get it from Amazon for $24.99+ (available in full–king and in seven colors) or from Walmart for $21+ (available in full–king and in six colors).

22. A pack of all-natural vegan condoms that’ll help you feel good about saving the Earth, as well as help you feel good in…other ways.

These pups are lubricated, certified vegan, non-GMO, fair rubber, and free of nitrosamines!!Promising review: "I was searching for something as chemical free as possible. After trying quite a few, we finally found this one that didn't require us to compromise on fit or feel. Really great product." —ElleGet a three-pack from Free People for $4.99 or a 10-pack from Amazon for $10.41.

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These pups are lubricated, certified vegan, non-GMO, fair rubber, and free of nitrosamines!!

Promising review: “I was searching for something as chemical free as possible. After trying quite a few, we finally found this one that didn’t require us to compromise on fit or feel. Really great product.” —Elle

Get a three-pack from Free People for $4.99 or a 10-pack from Amazon for $10.41.

23. satin and lace baydoll so your outfit shows you’re not just planning a night of Netflix. That’s tomorrow night.

Get it from Boohoo for $12 (originally $20, available in sizes S–L).

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Get it from Boohoo for $12 (originally $20, available in sizes S–L).

24. An extensive cookbook with over 120 recipes specially *catered* to couples who want to spice things up in the kitchen.

It's packed with upscale meals like crostini with ricotta, fennel-crusted lamb chops, and dulce de leche!!Promising review: "I absolutely LOVE this book. We've done three dates so far, and each one of them have been incredibly special and absolutely delicious. They layout of the book is cleverly divided up by season, which is really nice. I also love how she has a timeline of what to do days before the date." —Ep86Get it form Amazon for $16.26, Barnes and Noble for $19.50, or at your local bookseller through IndieBound here.

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It’s packed with upscale meals like crostini with ricotta, fennel-crusted lamb chops, and dulce de leche!!

Promising review: “I absolutely LOVE this book. We’ve done three dates so far, and each one of them have been incredibly special and absolutely delicious. They layout of the book is cleverly divided up by season, which is really nice. I also love how she has a timeline of what to do days before the date.” —Ep86

Get it form Amazon for $16.26, Barnes and Noble for $19.50, or at your local bookseller through IndieBound here.

25. An irresistible perfume from Target’s new line Good Chemistry that’ll have your partner sniffing around for the old you. “Since when do they smell so nice??”

These are from the Vibrant & Playful collection!! There are four other collections so you have options, options, options. Get the Daydreamer Eau de Parfum for $24.99, the Queen Bee Body Mist for $9.99, the Wild Child Eau de Parfum for $24.99, the Brainiac Eau de Parfum Rollerball for $12.99, the Daydreamer Eau de Parfum Rollerball for $12.99, and the Wild Child Eau de Parfum Rollerball for $12.99.Check out all the available perfumes here!

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These are from the Vibrant & Playful collection!! There are four other collections so you have options, options, options.

Get the Daydreamer Eau de Parfum for $24.99, the Queen Bee Body Mist for $9.99, the Wild Child Eau de Parfum for $24.99, the Brainiac Eau de Parfum Rollerball for $12.99, the Daydreamer Eau de Parfum Rollerball for $12.99, and the Wild Child Eau de Parfum Rollerball for $12.99.

Check out all the available perfumes here!